11 Things That Would Have Been Better Unsaid

1. Wah kya girlfriend hai. Apne kabhi dekha 50 crore ka girlfriend?Narendra Modi, in an apparent dig at Shashi Tharoor after his return as a minister
2. I don’t think [Salman] Khurshid will do anything for an amount like Rs 71 lakh. It is a very small amount for a Central minister.Union steel minister Beni Prasad Verma defending Salman Khurshid against charges of embezzlement
3. I have no hesitation in saying that our enemy is our country itself. Pakistan is not our enemy.J&K Chief Minister Omar Abdullah’s uncle Mustafa Kamal while addressing National Conference workers in Kishtwar
5. Chowmein leads to hormonal imbalance evoking an urge to indulge in such acts [rapes].Jitender Chhatar, Haryana khap panchayat leader
9. Earlier, if men and women held hands, parents would reprimand them. Now, everything is done openly. It’s like an open market with open options.West Bengal Chief Minister Mamata Banerjee blaming the modern permissive society after a spate of rapes in the state
10. The girl who is accusing [cricketer] Luke [Pomersbach] is saying he hit her fiancé… what a load of f****g s**t. She was all over me and asked for me [sic] BBM PIN, so if he was her fiancé she wasn’t exactly behaving like a future wife.Sidhartha Mallya after US national Zohal Hamid accused Royal Challengers Bangalore player Luke Pomersbach of molesting her and hitting her fiancé at an IPL party
11. Till now, I have been wielding a pen… Now, it is time to replace ink with blood.Salman Khurshid reportedly warned Arvind Kejriwal at a function in Delhi after the activist accused him of forgery and fraud in the operations of an NGO run by his wife
Image: Modi, Singh, Akin, Mallya: Getty Images Romney: Al Bello / Getty Images
First Published: Jan 08, 2013, 06:40
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