The one thing you shouldn’t do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. —Jimmy Fallon
Taxi drivers often recognise me... but I haven’t got a free ride yet. —Dan Stevens
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I have done almost every human activity inside a taxi which does not require main drainage. —Alan Brien
I’m a terrible singer, but it helps when I have to call a taxi. —Gordon Getty
Life is like riding a taxi whether you are going anywhere or not, the meter keeps ticking. —John Maxwell
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. —Fran LebowitzI tip taxi drivers so poorly I’m amazed none of them has run over my foot while speeding off. —Sloane CrosleyNo matter what you may believe, all men’s fragrances smell like the air freshener in a taxi. —Patricia Marx
When you grumble about a taxi being dirty, people your own age will absolutely agree with you, whereas younger people will say, ‘You should be so lucky to have a taxi I walk to work’. —Ian McKellen
When I’m a brunette, it’s four times harder to hail a taxi. Then I go blonde again, and suddenly there are taxis everywhere. —Sally PhillipsAnytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place. —Johnny Carson
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If, in New York, you arrive late for an appointment, say, ‘I took a taxi’. —André Maurois
The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi. —Fred Allen“Cab drivers are living proof that practice does not make perfect.”—Martin H Fischer
