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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. Groucho Marx
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By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.Socrates
I have never had an impulse to go to the altar. I am a difficult person to lead.Greta Garbo
It would be very hard for a man to live with me, unless he’s terribly strong.Coco ChanelOne should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.Oscar Wilde
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.Rodney DangerfieldIf I get married, I want to be very married.Audrey Hepburn
Nowadays 80 percent of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realise it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.Anonymous
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.Rita Rudner
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My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.Winston Churchill
Men tell me that I’ve saved their marriages. It costs them a fortune in shoes, but it’s cheaper than a divorce. So I’m still useful, you see.Manolo Blahnik
My husband and I have never considered divorce. Murder, sometimes, but never divorce.Dr. Joyce Brothers
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First Published: Nov 29, 2014, 08:48
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