Odd Man Out
“Odd-even is the scheme that Delhi needs, but not the one it deserves,” the Delhi chief minister was overheard saying in a hoarse voice. “Not unlike myself.”
House That?
Following his brief return to Housing.com after his initial resignation, Rahul Yadav released a statement that read: “I look forward to staying on at Housing as CEO and building an even greater company, while working in full harmony with the board.” Here’s a rare glimpse of a board meeting that followed.
Grooming Tips
In which Ranveer Singh did for men’s fashion what Chetan Bhagat did for novels. What’s that? You tell us.
Check but No Mate
Paswan: I heard you got into a bit of boiling water, old friend.
Maggi: Hmmph. I’ll see you in two minutes.
Fury Road
“I ordered a pizza 30 minutes ago, and it’s still not here!”
There may come a time when even Kanhaiya Kumar runs out of things to protest about.
Noodle Asana
Step 1: Stretch
Step 2: Set up an ashram
Step 3: Breathe in through your nose
Step 4: Set up manufacturing plants and television channels.
Step 5: Exhale (sorry, this should’ve been step 4)
Step 6: Use your celebrity status to sell products.
Benefits include: Expanding top and
bottom lines, muscle relaxation, Z-category security and the ability to cure both cancer and homosexuality.