In the spotlight: Seven newsmakers from seventh year of Forbes India

So much happened in recent times that it was difficult to pick only seven newsmakers from the seventh year of Forbes India. But we sifted and screened and finally chose those people—and events—that le

May 21, 2016, 06:28 IST1 min

1/2

Fury Road
“I ordered a pizza 30 minutes ago, and it’s still not here!”
There may come a time when even Kanhaiya Kumar runs out of things to protest about.

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2/2

Noodle Asana
Step 1: Stretch
Step 2: Set up an ashram
Step 3: Breathe in through your nose
Step 4: Set up manufacturing plants and television channels.
Step 5: Exhale (sorry, this should’ve been step 4)
Step 6: Use your celebrity status to sell products.
Benefits include: Expanding top and
bottom lines, muscle relaxation, Z-category security and the ability to cure both cancer and homosexuality.

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