A shopping cart flipped upside down forms a cage that I use to protect myself from consumerism.
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
I still believe in the Holy Trinity, except now it’s Target, Trader Joe’s, and Ikea.
Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.
If men liked shopping, they’d call it research.
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
Tammy Faye Bakker
Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line.
When I shop,
the world gets better, and the world is better, but then it’s not, and I need to do it again.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
I’m still trying
to figure out the secret relationship between the woman and the mall!
Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after.
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(This story appears in the 17 May, 2013 issue of Forbes India. To visit our Archives, click here.)