Noodle Asana
Step 1: Stretch
Step 2: Set up an ashram
Step 3: Breathe in through your nose
Step 4: Set up manufacturing plants and television channels.
Step 5: Exhale (sorry, this should’ve been step 4)
Step 6: Use your celebrity status to sell products.
Benefits include: Expanding top and
bottom lines, muscle relaxation, Z-category security and the ability to cure both cancer and homosexuality.